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MAGAZINES

Cool Beans! #15 TRUCK TRUCK TRUCKIN issue

Street Date: September 2003
Interviews:
Jad Fair, Daniel Johnston, Foibles, Deadbolt

Plus:
Matt's Trucker Journal, Blowjobs, Truck Driving Movies, Beltbuckles, CB Terminology, Trucker Date, Comics, News..?, A Readers Poll, Create Your Own TRUCK TRUCK TRUCKIN 8-Track

And here's what's on the TRUCK TRUCK TRUCKIN CD:

Jad Fair - Phantom 309
Fields of Gaffney (ex Sebadoh) - Pinball Machine
Deadbolt - Whereabouts Unknown (original)
Slow Poisoners - Chicken Truck
Linda Hagood (formerly Double-U & Smack Dab) - I Like to Drive My Truck (original)
Scrabbel & Big Cookie - The Last Stop (original)
The White Ring (aka Mono Pause) - The Ballad of Eunice Stone (original)
Unbunny - Little Pink Mack
Bush League All Stars - Lookin' At the World Through a Windshield
Dan Hayes - Me and My Truck (original)
Foibles - East Bound and Down / West Bound and Down
A Wild Man (aka Geoff Soule of fuck) - Shift (original) free mp3!
Rhythm Pigs - Truck Drivin' Man
Oxygen Shoppe - Six Days on the Road
Guy Capacelatro 3 - White Line Fever
Big Red Goad (aka Jim Goad of Answer! Me) - Tombstone Every Mile free mp3!

64 pages - half legal size (7 x 8.5) TRUCK TRUCK TRUCKIN cover by Bert

Cool Beans! #13 SAN FRANCISCO EVICTIONS
Contains interviews with Ex-Girl(Japan), Trans Am, The Zambonies, Shoei Go from Japan Overseas. Featuring articles and comics about San Francisco's awful housing situation, touring Japan with Three Day Stubble, Columns, Bikes, Ben Weasel, Caffeine, Indie, Punk, Metal, Zine Reviews, Puzzles and more!
Includes a CD with music from Trans Am, Ex-Girl, Brown Whorenet, Mumble and Peg, Cooperatives, AIDS, Monitors, John Vanderslice, Iran, Smack Dab, Cult of the Dead Cow, Patch Chords, Xiu Xiu, Three Day Stubble, Foibles, Goma, and everyone's favorite hockey-punk band The Zambonis!
64 pages - full size (8.5 x 11) Summer Travels Collage cover by Matt Kelly
$6.00 postage paid!

Cool Beans! #12 SPORTS
Contains interviews with Deerhoof, Ben Weasel, and Kevin Seconds. Featuring articles and comics about The Insane Stanford Marching Band, Hockey Fighting and Violence, Formula-One Racing, Online Gambling, Violence in Sports, Curling, Sports Mascots, Bikes, Caffeine, Indie, Punk, Metal, Strange and Unusual Music, Zine Reviews, Puzzles, Reviews and our standard twisted view on life.
Includes a CD with New and Unreleased Music from: Foibles, Deerhoof, J Church, Weasel-MX, The Stanford Marching Band, Dealership, Monitors, Food, Jim Yoshii Pile-Up, Fuel, Zodiac Killers, Divit, Three Day Stubble and Tommy Lasorda

64 pages - full size (8.5 x 11) Patrick Roy Bleeds cover by Matt Kelly & Steve Scotten.
$6.00 postage paid!
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Cool Beans! #11 SEX
Contains interviews with The Flaming Lips, The Rondelles and Aaron from the controversial Probe Zine. Articles and comics include: Prostitution, Masturbation, The Homoerotic WWF, Phone Sex, Internet Porn, Senisex, Omnisexual Purity Test, Dating Horror Stories and of course more articles about bikes, taxies, bootlegs and San Francisco.
Includes a CD with ALL PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED music from: the likes of: Teenbeat recording artists The Rondelles, Queen Cobra, Fiver, Weasel MX, Lo-Pro, Ex-Heavy Vegetable Rob Crow’s Thingy, J Church, Old Grandad, 10000, Food, Swedish Iron Maiden Tribute Artist Anton Maiden, The Moons(featuring Adam from Jawbreaker), Songs For Emma, Dealership, I Am Spoonbender, and PNMV recording artists lowercase.
88 pages 8.5 x 11 Ballerina Cover by Rob Schulz
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Cool Beans! #10 Food and Cooking
Contains an interview with (and artwork by) Daniel Johnston, MK-Ultra's US Tour Diary, Listings and Reviews of 24 Hour Restaurants in San Francisco, too much stuff about McDonalds, Coffee & Absynthe, Jell-o, Milder Dimensions by Starbucks, Food and Religion, a Hostess word-find, Columns by Sam the Bootlegger, Crabby Cabby, Bitchy Biker, Comics, Reviews, and a 16 page pull-out Vegetarian Cookbook!
Includes a CD with tracks from - Daniel Johnston, The Moons, Dark Noerd, Deerhoof, Me First, Queen Cobra, BlackQueen, Virginia Dare, Ciao Bella, Polkacide, The Double-U, Souled American, MK Ultra, Food, rRope, The Kirby Grips & A Minor Forest.
64 pages 8.5 x 7" Flying Donut cover by Bert
$8 postage paid
limited quantities available

Cool Beans! #9 Uncool Beans
Contains interviews with Mudhoney, Tara Sin of We Like Poo, a P.E.E. tour diary, Kurt and Courtney, Dynamo Metal Festival, Bootleg Records, The Worst of San Francisco, Hockey Fighting, Freight Train Hopping Horror Stories, Just Say No to Beanie Babies, Bike Crashes and Theft, Rants and Reviews, Backstabbing, Muckracking, It's All Bad!
Includes a CD with tracks from - 50 Million, The Resineators, The Cheap Dates, Food, Dolo Kapone, Smack Dab, Eric Gaffney, MK Ultra, Weasel-MX, Mudhoney, P.E.E., Nguyens, FYHY, Oxygen Shoppe, The Shambles, Smack Dab, and Three Day Stubble, plus some special messages from Kurt and Courtney!
64 pages 8.5 x 7" Wolfboy Hitchhiking cover by William McCurtain.
$6 postage paid

Cool Beans! #8 Traveling issue
Contains Lee Ranaldo travel journal, Fuck tour diary, A Minor Forest interview, Modest Mouse interview, some stuff by Aaron Cometbus and Bill Dreamwhip, a photo essay by Cynthia Connolly of Dischord Records, Brooklyn Pizza vs San Francisco Burritos, bike touring, skydiving, hitchhiking,  more cab stories, Critical Mass, maps more!
Includes a CD with Lee Ranaldo, A Minor Forest, Ex-Chittle, Three Day Stubble, Rhythm Pigs, Carlos!, Vaportrail, Queen Cobra, Weasel MX, Elvis' Penis and  more!
64 pages 8.5 x 7" Wolfboy Hitchhiking cover by William McCurtain.
$6.00 postage paid!

Cool Beans! #7 San Francisco and Bikes issue
Contains interviews with Catpower, Little Princess, Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine, Queen Cobra and Bwana of Ain't Nothing Like Fucking Moonshine zine. Articles include Selling Sex in San Francisco, the Black Panther Party, Bicycle Touring and more cab driving stories. Reviews, maps, more!
Includes a flexi-disc with 2 unreleased Henry's Dress songs, Little Princess, Queen Cobra, Shotwell, Hot Sandwich Lads, the infamous Spelling Bee Champ Rebecca with Euonym!
56 pages 8.5 x 7" Kids on Bikes cover by Matt Kelly and Albert Schuck.
$4.00 ppd

Cool Beans! #6 Drinking and Driving in America issue
Contains interviews with Mary Lou Lord, The Kelley Deal 6000, Henry's Dress, Fuck, Snowmen, and more!
Includes a 7" with tracks from Fuck, Snowmen, Kelley Deal 6000 and Harry Pussy.
60 pages 8.5 x 7" Flaming Martini cover by Albert Schuck.
SF WEEKLY AWARD: LOCAL MUSIC MAGAZINE OF 1997!
$5.00 postage paid

Cool Beans! #5 Texas issue (it's bigger!)
Contains interviews with Gary Floyd (The Dicks), Ed Ivey (Rhythm Pigs), Kathy McCarty talks about Daniel Johnston, Grandmaster Ratte of Cult of the Dead Cow, Mr Jim was a 13th Floor Elevator at age 12, Biscuit from the Big Boys and Three Day Stubble are really the Residents!
Includes an enhanced CD with tracks by Butthole Surfers, J Church, Creeper Lagoon, The Dicks, Rhythm Pigs, Swine King and 11 others!
Also includes 300 Cult of the Dead Cow files in CD-ROM format
(This CD charted at #1 on KAOS FM Olympia!)
60 pages 10 x 8.5" Texas cover by Sarolta Cump.
$8.00 postage paid
limited quantities available

Cool Beans! #4 Cool Beings issue
Contains interviews with Polvo, The Mountain Goats, The Silver Jews, Biscuit, and a Three Day Stubble Tour Diary
Plus a 7" with tracks from Biscuit, Three Day Stubble, Mountain Goats, and WCKR SPGT.
72 pages 8.5 x 7" Bustelo/Angel cover by Goldie VanDeWater.
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Cool Beans! #3 Beans issue
Contains interviews with Greta Shred(Mudflap), Free Kitten, Dis-, Richard Ramirez, Frank Black, Lewis Largent (120 Minutes MTV) Hair and Skin Trading Company, and more!
Plus a Lou Barlow/Matt/Dis- split 7". 72 pages 8.5 x 7" Cafe Bustelo cover.
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Cool Beans! #2 Head Injuries issue
Contains interviews with Jon Spencer, Swirlies, Seam, Food, Bob Mould, Suzy from L7, head injury stories, reviews and lots of cool stuff.
84 pages 8.5 x 5.5" Blood Stained Head Injury cover by Blake Wotherspoon (limited edition of 3 with Real Blood! (mine))
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Cool Beans! #1 Coffee issue
Contains interviews with Helmet, Sebadoh, Jesus Lizard, Aaron Cometbus, reviews etc.
56 pages 8.5 x 5.5" Coffee Stained cover drawn by Blake Wotherspoon.
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RECORDS

Foibles - Two Penny Nails 7"
A collection of 8-track home recordings from Bay Area popster PHIL DUMESNIL. Six exclusive tracks in the vein of XTC, Kinks, Of Montreal, and Captain Beefheart. Limited edition of 300 copies. (CBR21)
$4.00 ppd!

Deerhoof - C b/w Surprise Symphony 7"
Another slab of choice DEERHOOF explosiveness. Two exclusive tracks -"C" and "Surprise Symphony." Think of it as a teaser to an upcoming album on Kill Rock Stars, or as a continuation of their recent goodness on Menlo Park. Packaged with cover art by SATOMI MATSUZAKI. (CBR20)
$5.00 ppd!

Daniel Johnston - Danny & The Nightmares 7"
Austin songwriting favorite DANIEL JOHNSTON joins forces with fellow Austin hotties THE NIGHTMARES for some good-time rock'n'roll release. Four exclusive songs recorded after a fine spaghetti meal, including the cut "Return of the Butthole Surfers," built around a bassline Johnston wrote for the Buttholes. Johnston said Gibby laughed at him when he presented it. 4 tracks(CBR19)
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Three Day Stubble - Bing Bong 7"
"Bing Bong" b/w "So Far"(Faust) and "Son of Godzilla" (featuring Yoshimi from the Boredoms on guest trumpet) first 200 copies on pink and blue colored vinyl. Recorded by Scott Colburn. Every copy also includes a portrait of the band, a lock groove and a little pink vacuum cleaner. (CBR09)
$3.00 ppd!

Rhythm Pigs - Jukebox 7"
The Pigs tear through three of our favorite country hits: "Long Black Veil" by Johnny Cash b/w "Truck Drivin' Man" by Buck Owens and "Big City" by Merle Haggard. They're last release ever!(CBR08)
Limited edition of 300!
$3.00 ppd

Three Day Stubble - Freindly Park Survivors cassette.
Also originally released in the early 80's this limited reissue comes with a free booklet and a bag of chips! (CBR06)
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Rhythm Pigs - Baby Falcon Getaway CD.
New CD from this seminal Texas punk rock band! Most assuredly their BEST RELEASE EVER! (CBR04)
$8.00 ppd.
limited quantities available

Three Day Stubble - Nerd Rock 8 Track
Originally released in 1982 Cool Beans! presents a limited reissue of this classic work in its original format! available on 8 track only! (CBR02)
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